February 2011
16 posts
Oh my god
I just realized, that the last words I spoke to someone were “Go make me a sandwich”. Let me explain.
In highschool, I had 3 people I hung with. Some weird dude, some meek girl, and one kid who I still hang out with and left school when I left.
I just realized that on my very last day there, I told the girl to go make me a sandwich. Jokingly. And she stormed off. The bell rang, so I...
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Women will shit inside of your heart.
Here’s the difference, to me, between boys and girls: Boys fuck things up; Girls are fucked up. That’s the difference. Boys just do damage to your house that you can measure in dollars, like a hurricane. Girls, like, leave scars in your psyche that you find later, like a genocide or an atrocity… That’s the difference between boys and girls. And it becomes the difference between men and women,...
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Having an awesome weekend so far.
Wednesday and Thursday I got 2 hours of sleep on both nights. Friday I had one of my first professional videography gigs filming a street magician on Venice Beach. Friday night i slept from 1:30AM to 9:00……..pm. Yeah, around 20 hours of sleep. I woke up thinking, “holy f*ck, I just wasted my saturday”. It’s great having friends who...
Sleep deprived and loving it.
I went to sleep last night at 6:00am - yeah, when the sun is about to come up. Had to wake up at 8:30 to get to a dentist appointment, which was awesome. I watched the Angelina Jolie movie Salt, while getting my f*cked up crooked teeth cleaned. My least favourite feature about myself. My teeth and my knees. You’ll never see me wear shorts. Ever.
On the 30 minute car ride back to my house, I...
What's your passion?
It depresses me how many people don’t have a passion. How can you NOT have something that you love, something that you strive to be good at, something that fascinates you? My personal passions are magic, music, vlogging, video and photography, among others.
Louis CK had a bit in his show at the Gibson in November; he said “You know why I hate teenagers? Because they have had zero...
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